areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
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And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
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NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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