Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
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I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
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I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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