I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
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We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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