If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
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Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
3 2 1 whiskey
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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