is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
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when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
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Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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