i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
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Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
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guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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