did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
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He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
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I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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