I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
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I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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