We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
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How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
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who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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