Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
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Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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