can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
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Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
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I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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