You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
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She even gives head with a lisp.
Even my vagina gasped.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
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Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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