am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
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Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
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All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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