i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
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i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
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I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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