physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
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News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
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I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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