that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
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How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
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I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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