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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
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She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
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We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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