dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
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everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
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you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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