I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
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Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
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Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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