Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
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HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
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Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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