when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
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I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
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Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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