Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
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i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
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I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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