it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
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Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
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My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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