Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
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you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
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I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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