I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
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he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
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Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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