I just saw a hot homeless man
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
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So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
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I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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