no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
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We had to coat check the pizza.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
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I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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