it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
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Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
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I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
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