do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
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my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
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Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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