how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
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the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
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It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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