'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
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He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
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the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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