omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
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He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
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I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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