M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
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Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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