We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
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I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
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I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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