We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
It's just like the Real World with babies
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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