My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
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We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
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and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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