D3 body, D1 cock
can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
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I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
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SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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