I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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