can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
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This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
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Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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