Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
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wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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