chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
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I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
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I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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