dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
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Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
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if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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