I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
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At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
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I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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