Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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