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  Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.

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  (504): Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted. http://tfl.nu/mn0k
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  Submitted by Knocky64 on Oct 28, 11 at 12:29pm

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  I never could understand why it is so hard to make it outside or to the bathroom.

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  Submitted by Burns on Oct 28, 11 at 2:26pm

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  Those law students throw some bitchin' parties.

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  Submitted by dsiding on Oct 28, 11 at 1:08pm

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  Beautiful.

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  Submitted by Summer2397 on Oct 28, 11 at 12:49pm

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  Boring? Or just brilliant, for next day clean up?

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  Submitted by Mercen on Oct 28, 11 at 11:19am

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  Sounds like THE most fuckin' boring party ever. Plus, if you actually think some random tanked dood is going to make it to the tarp... Good luck tp you and your upcoming dry-cleaning bill.

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  Submitted by marianasgirl on Oct 28, 11 at 8:27pm

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  tl;dr

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  Submitted by Shakeandbake1031 on Oct 28, 11 at 3:09pm

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  Lame

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  Submitted by JohnStayMoist on Oct 28, 11 at 10:59pm

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  I'm adding this to my apartment rules.

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  Submitted by porksword on Oct 28, 11 at 4:01pm

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  Only rule needed; handle your alcohol pussy!

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  Submitted by canucks604 on Oct 29, 11 at 12:17am

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  Brilliant

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  Submitted by bigtits_85 on Oct 29, 11 at 2:47am

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  I gave up reading after the first line.

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  Submitted by kt11791 on Oct 28, 11 at 3:19pm

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  This is like something from "I hope they serve beer in hell"...awesome

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  Submitted by mjo on Oct 29, 11 at 8:16am

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  Dumb. Have to tarp the whole place or just deal with it later. Whoever came up with this has way too much time on her hands.

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  Submitted by blueyedkat on Nov 6, 11 at 5:50am

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  This is why Louisiana lawyers are fucking amazing!!

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