We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
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New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
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I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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