Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
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You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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