we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
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his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
this is an emotional support booty call
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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