there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
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hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
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I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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