I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
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He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
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Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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