Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
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dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
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Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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